Unnamed.

Cautiously connived comedies showcasing deliberately debauched debaters,
Arcane planchets with Sauron and possessed Louvre curators.
Excavated artifacts dwindling towards drudgery and volatile Odonil sculptures,
Eccentric designers on the run with greasy and stainglassed sutures.
Intensely insane shopping sprees and anniversary reminders on the snooze,
Unannounced expressions on barbwire and souls on a tizzy in a session of booze.
Unpredictable ramifications of a praetorian mindset and careless whispers over pansied coffee,
Cliched accusations and carcinogenic conversations, a doubtful debate on the Three Laws of Murphy.